Lies About The Presidents

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Barack Obama

Although it is widely known that Barack Obama served in the Korean War, the details of his accomplishments there are only now coming to light. As Captain of the only combat-ready dirigible to see action during the conflict, Obama’s exploits are almost unbelievable. In his first mission there, the “Barack Blimp” surprised enemy troops by innocently drifting over Hanoi, and giving away country music cassettes to the unsuspecting local militia (Obama had, prior to the war, found success as a Texas DJ, specializing in country/hillbilly music). The mesmerized locals were subsequently “caught with their Wranglers down”, too busy line-dancing to notice the paratrooping “dirigibillies”, and were taken prisoner.


2 Comments:

Blogger D. Sky Onosson said...

yay - a new post!

January 22, 2009 10:10 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

dude, I knew it!!!

dirigibles.. the only way to fly...

January 23, 2009 4:00 PM  

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